I’m up here in who knows what? A spaceship. Kinda like a mansion in space. Then the other day the phone rang and he was saying stuff like help us because my back is hurting and you are the only one who can carry the milk. So I flew back and boy were those asteroid were smelling the damn room up, I had no choice but to eject somewhere over Earth. Now I am: here/ If you are receiving this message: Please respond by defending the human race. In this race there is no first place but you do wear a metal. Either under your shirt or on your wrist. Then you are one of us. We, I need your help as the alien have already arrived. They hide in the dark. But not all of darkness. There is a light and the water comes flowing in like waves from an ocean. Over and over.
