How to get into Hollywood

The standard procedure of how to get into Hollywood:

  1. Go to a film school.
  2. Google search a casting agency that accepts anyone.
  3. Go to a Studio City bar.
  4. Get drunk and talk about working on a movie project with any random person sitting near you.
  5. Go to an after party and get stoned off your ass and talk about collaborating your efforts in this movie project.
  6. Show up to the movie project.
  7. Talk to other people working on the set.
  8. Exchange information.
  9. Go to another movie project.
  10. Repeat steps 7,8, and 9.
  11. Done. You’re in.

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